Could I please request that anyone speaking to me tomorrow, could first give some serious consideration to whether or not they really need to ask whatever question may be set to leap forth from their mouths.
Ask yourself some questions first:
Is it vital that we discuss it immediately or can it wait?
Is it perhaps something that has already been explained once before?
I make this request because the consequences of asking me a question that you should already know the answer to, is to be struck down by a pox so severe that your tongue will turn blue, and your hair shall stand on end forever more in the shape of a dunce’s hat.
So, you see, I’m only thinking of you. Please, for the love of bisquits, THINK before you speak. Save us all the from the irritation.