Oi! Sleep, where are you?
It’s 4.09am and Sleep still hasn’t come home. So I’m lying here worrying and checking my phone as if Sleep might have sent me a text or a tweet or maybe even an email to say ‘Hey, I’m gonna be a little late tonight,’ or ‘I’ve met someone and I’m going to stay at hers but I’ve asked Insomnia to drop by and keep you company.’
I love Sleep, I really do but every now and again it does this to me and I wish I could tell Sleep to go to hell, that I don’t need to put up with this shit anymore but we’d both know that’s a lie.
I need Sleep. I love Sleep. I just wish it felt the same way about me. I also wish it would stop sending Insomnia round to keep me company ‘cause truth be told Insomnia is kind of a jerk.